I'm really worried.
No, it is not that bunch of Aliens fuck me every night at about 5 am with their toothy language chupaditas and bottles right next to my cabin. That gives me the same, the end of the part of the job.
It's a little .... personal. Unpleasant, and I have to tell anyone because I'm going crazy.
few days I've been a little rebellious stomach. I suppose they stews reiterative Tortuga Anteriana that makes our chef Willy.
Because of this I will tell you a secret is secret information. Droppings are intelligent life. Yes man, yes. Every time you pull the string You're killing a small living. So basically it makes you .... in a fucking murderer. But let's not what it was.
The fact is that our droppings all have the same name: " Blacky." If, by that which is dim and such. All feces in the world (even the kids) are interconnected to form an intelligence community that is called Blacky (and no, not an acronym).
The fact is that Blacky is a unique company when your lonely. You can read the service (but, why do people take to read "Mr Roca ?"), You can count on to give a convincing excuse not want to be or going to a site ("What a I have colitis, I can not attend the lunch with your mother, honey "), or unannounced visits can dismiss your aunt Geltrudis heavy (with a single blow Blacky continued .... and if you know you will know who is also Blacky what is your breath).
The Blacky case is that one no longer has a simple relationship. Basically it is a symbiosis. Is your brother. May your brother! In some cases, your lover! (Dedicated to our readers dung ... Liberate Blacky! Do not kill).
Anyway, the other day I fight with Blacky. And we were three days without seeing or talking to us. Imagine what that means.
Anyway, today seemed to receive a call from Blacky, so I went desperately to reconnect with the service and tell you how much I missed it.
And that's when the music sounded of psychosis background and look to my crotch and I found this:
His name is Nasty .... and threatens to kill me. I was lucky to shoot a gun freeze and take a picture you have seen above.
afraid I have a lot of fear. Blacky, again, please.
End connection
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