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Bueno, ahora si. Hablemos de Heroes , la nueva serie de la NBC que también captamos a través de la Sulaco (¿Nunca os he dicho cuanto quiero a los satélites?).

I go for their fourth episode and things are improving, but not the boom that many foretold. Let that give you an idea its beginning is not as shocking as the Lost , or have no quality of Galactica (current series but few reach the level of the latter).

The fact is that Heroes raises the idea that a group of people in New York and Japanese (to the other inhabitants of planet earth Darn them) begin to manifest extraordinary powers. Could be defined as a mixture Unbreakable, Lost , The X-Men and Seven . Yes, a good mix as long as you know to take advantage.

Let's review the various characters that populate the universe of Heroes:


Peter Petrelli: The series begins to focus on his person and his brother. The boy is more bland than the bastard son of Orlando Bloom and Hayden Christensen , something that does not prevent linking to one of the aunts more " ham, ham "Series. The case at first appears to manifest a power ... but then says another .... and well, desvelare not much, but the boat silly this seems to be something more than it appears. A worthwhile, and that much talent going to waste in tons of photonics failure.


Nathan Petrelli: A lot will know this guy as the main character of Near Dark, known in the language of Raphael as the Night Travelers . The actor has sympathy but do not give the man a lot. As for the character is petty, selfish and likes to be the protagonist more than The Pantoja. El tío tiene el poder de volar, aunque como es políticamente correcto no lo utiliza demasiado (o por que es caro y el presupuesto de la serie no da para muchos vuelos a lo Superman). Este tío me parece que no es trigo limpio y que tiene muchos ases escondidos en la manga.


Matt Parkman: Me cae muy bien. Policía con problemas de matrimonio, no aparece hasta el segundo capitulo. El tío puede escuchar lo que piensan las personas, cosa que siempre viene bien por si alguien se caga en tus muertos y tienes que patearle las hemorroides. Eso si, parece un poco zoquete y bonachón, por lo que se esta llevando todas las ostias dobladas. La vida no es de los pardillos Matt, to see if you start to use your skills wild, man. (Not as Mel Gibson in In women are thinking .... I still wake up sweating at 5 am every night with that horrible mental image of film).

Niki Sanders: Your lips pa mi you, you, your lips pa mi tu tu ...!! Ainss .... But that's the fucked good. The fact is that power, which authorities said, this chick is the same as me when I go to water (ainsss. .. Blacky, I miss you.) If the writers want us to believe they have a split personality is a power superchulo of those that make you look in the mirror telling " 're too good for yourself " are breaded. Sure they have realized the percaz and have an aunt hottie so we will not realize that the superpower is indeed a problem of the jar. The girl is wild, kills, maims, slaughters .... but maybe you get lucky and fucks you live as you've done to one of the characters in the fourth inning. To me, A miiiiiiiii!

Isaac Mendez: This character is interesting, but the writers do not give much participation in the series until the fourth chapter where you see the guy develop their full potential. It is a drug addict, and in fact needs to develop his super heroine is none other than seeing the future and transform it into a fine paintings, illustrations that in real life performed Tim Sale. The comiqueros already know of whom I speak. The guy has potential ... provided they do something unexpected happens .. as we did see in the second inning.



Mohinder Suresh: is a sort of Professor Xavier, but powerless. The guy is more lost than Chanquete on land. It's a pretty bad actor, but does not come as too much, we must not suffer ... as well as the series progresses it seems to be improving (maybe they took the banana ass for the third chapter.) His father was a leading geneticist who wrote a really cool book about how the human species is giving country to another kind of special beings, of supermen (and superwomen, I was not going to upset feminists).

The guy is looking for clues to discover who murdered his father. He, like I said before, has no superpower known, except to falacels scrumptious.

Claire Bennet: This girl is stupid. But you'd expect, is a cheerleader , adopted, and looks like a Barbie but the size Micromachine of Fary (Viva El Torito!). The poor are not very smart, in fact, I repeat, it's silly ass. And the superpower that it is the fucking beer. Say it is indestructible, and possibly immortal. If we add that .... and if I've said before, stupid, and having that piece power, one can easily reach the conclusion that OFTEN WASTE OF TALENT ...... and that there are people in Africa dying while ....

Well, that if a powder if you missed. So that we're going to cheat.


Mysterious Man: not fuck. So you know this character. The actor is a mixture Al Pacino, Robert De Niro , Sean Peen and Denzel Washington . That slick, that inflection of voice, gestures, to know to be ..... FUCK YOU BITCH!! It's pathetic. Damn, if I've seen better actors in Los Serrano. Well, it is also true that one has come out in the fourth inning and has not said "my ass is tight . The guy tries to give bad juju, but for me it's good for all, all. In a high originality of the writers: it seems that his powers are based in nullifying the powers of other superheroes. Come on, anyone who reads comics knows that not talking about other more than Leech, a mutant appeared in the comics of the X-Men , watching you from where comes the third part of the film trilogy.

Hiro Nakamura: characters leave the best for last. It's ugly, stupid, childish, silly, childish, silly ...... AND VERY nerd. And that Like on this blog. The boy is a nerd of comics and has enough power penosillo a priori, but in the series being used quite well: space-time Control. And penosillo said that this guy does not have muscles of steel, does not fly, or have an orgasm for two hours (that if it would be a great superpower ... what would you spend two hours later incapacitated with a deep pain testes).

The power to control space-time is the fucking line: power to stop time and put a dumpster in front of the car that subnormal Coca Colo always going to 1000 per hour for your street, music Camela to to pill. Just what you always wanted. Attention also to the futuristic version of "Last Samurai " in Episode 4.

Sylar: certainly seems to be the best character in the series ... but nobody knows who he is. Before the show I had several influences, including Seven . Well, this is a psychopathic murderer to Seven . The guy seems to have two types of powers, each more violent: Criokinesis and Telekinesis. But there may be many more because it is the " case zero ": the first superhero known. For that kills, and it does so ruthless that it's all a mystery. I will not be me who you ask.

Something that if I would ask .... Why is the brains of their victims? Syndrome Hannibal Lecter?

Anyway, those are the superhero characters of the series. A side they are added so you can get an idea of \u200b\u200bthe "orgy " that can be this if it gets a little organization. Although as I said, lie still and started a little after the fourth episode the thing is getting interesting and unlike Lost (especially in his second season and slow) things are going at a good pace.

For those you want to watch the series, airs every Monday on the NBC series and every Tuesday you can get off a comic continuing the story. I assure you that what you have is important.

Well, I'm tired of writing, I'll see if I pour a glass of Jack Daniel's and I read this novel by Danielle Steele has me trapped. Just kidding.

End transmission.

That Darn you.